Babies

This may shock those who know me. Those who know how much I dig my kids and how I’ve always wanted to be a papa. I really don’t like babies. Don’t tell anyone, because I’ve got to pretend to be enamoured of my two brand new little nieces (they’re upstairs right now), but I really can’t stand babies. They don’t do anything for me. I seem to remember being completely smitten with Phenon when she was born. I look at pictures from back then and that’s what seems to be going on in the pictures. But I just don’t like babies.