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Fun Facts* About My Life as a Rock Star**

My life as a drummer really started my Junior(?) year of high school when I joined a band called Saint Huck. We were a four piece heaviliy inspired by R.E.M. (it was 1985, what do you want from me?) and mostly played in and around Eugene, Oregon. Once that band ended I hooked up with the accordion player from Saint Huck, Chris, in his new guitar-led outfit The Flatlanders. If you search for that on the internet you’ll find a very different Flatlanders comprised of actually known musicians, but we used the name first! After the Flatlanders ended I played in a punk rock band called Rawhead Rex (again, google will take you down a very different path) and the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies with Dan and Steve who were also in St. Huck. Eric and Matt in Rawhead Rex decided to move to Portland but I opted to stay behind in the Daddies until I didn’t.

I moved to Seattle in 1990 more to get out of Eugene than with any grand visions of making it as a drummer. Besides, in 1990 Seattle was NOT the place you’d choose to move if you wanted to make it big. I mostly played with friends (R.I.P. Andy and Phil) in a band called Big Fat for the better part of a year but mainly focused on my life-long dream of being the best damn barista I could be. And not starving. Or running out of beer. I was not particularly successful at any of those goals.

Some time in that first year I got a phone call from Mark Lanegan while Screaming Trees were on tour in Europe. Their drummer had decided to leave and Mark wanted to talk to me when they got back about auditioning. I’d played a bit with him and Mike Johnson (a friend who had also relocated from Eugene to Seattle) so it wasn’t totally out of the blue. I was excited for the opportunity but nervous because they had a bit of a reputation for fistfights on stage and were bigger than me. I still have the copy of Uncle Anesthesia they sent for me to learn some songs but never heard from them again. They hired Barrett Martin instead which was a very good choice on their part.

As we all know, Nirvana changed everything it the Seattle music scene. I’d played in bands that had opened for Nirvana once or twice before that, but back then nobody would have predicted what ended up happening for (to?) them. I only recall seeing them live twice after moving to Seattle. The last time was the infamous April 17, 1991 “OK Hotel” show where they first played “Smells Like Teen Spriit.” I don’t remember having heard it then and am not even sure I was in the room when they did. Honestly, it was the chorus of the last song from that set, “Sliver,” (“Grandma take me home, grandma take me home, grandma take me home…“) that stayed with me for days after. Bleach is still my favorite record of theirs (and yes, I know that song is not on that record). Look at me talking like anyone will ever read this!

Only a month after seeing that Nirvana show, I left the country for Kenya where I was planning on visiting my parents for a month or two. I ended up staying nearly a year. Only four months after leaving, Nirvana released Nevermind and, within a seconds, most of my friends in bands back in Seattle had been snatched up by record labels. My timing could not have been worse and, for some reason, I stayed another 9 months before returning in May of 1992.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) the labels were still hungry after I got back and I joined Best Kissers in the World in July of 1992 just days before they signed a contract with MCA records. We played a few shows, rehearsed a LOT, and recorded an e.p. that came out in February of 1993. Chris Shaw produced it after having just finished working on the first Weezer album which he played us a rough mix of on cassette one night out.

In October of 1992, just before the release of our e.p. Puddin, an unknown band from Rodeo, CA opened for us. It was the day after all their gear had been stolen out of their van in Canada so we donated all proceeds of the Crocodile cafe show (along with Alcohol Funny Car) so the poor kids could try and scrape together enough to make it down the coast toward home. It felt good to help out some truly deserving youngsters who we’d probably never about again. Wonder what ever became of them****, they were very nice.

Aaaaaaanyway…the e.p. did pretty well. Better than the lable had expected, anyway (which should have told us something). We recorded another album for MCA that came out in September of 1993 and spent the rest of that year and pretty much all of 1994 touring around the country. I think Hawaii and Alaska are the only two states we didn’t stop in. The big highlight for me was being invited to open for X on the western half of their 1993 US tour and then again for an “Area Code Tour” where we opened for them at a club in each of Los Angeles’ area codes. The big event on that area code tour was the Whiskey A-Go-Go. We’d played there once before but opening for X there was really something special.

There were some member changes in the band over the years and it remained a fun time until the bitter end. We recorded one more album for MCA, got all ready to tour behind it, and some suit from Seagrams (who had just bought MCA/Universal) listened to the CD, shrugged and said “I don’t get it***,” and that was then end of us. We broke up in the fall of 1995 and that was the end of my trying to make music a career.

A very nice fellow ended up releasing our final album (called Yellow Brock Roadkill) in 2015. It’s nice to have it such that I can hold it in my hands.

I’m not sure what posessed me to write this, or to write it now. I think it may have been Josh Freese being fired from Foo Fighters a few days ago. I met Josh when we were touring with a band called School of Fish in that very busy year of 1993. He’d played on their most recent record and was a very nice fellow. And that made me think of Foo Fighters which obviously made me think of Dave Grohl.

So, one last story.

Back in the olden days when Dave Grohl was looking for a touring band after having recorded the first Foo Fighters record all by himself, I remember he came to a show of ours at (I believe) Sit ‘n Spin in downtown Seattle. I saw him come in part way into our set, knew he was looking at drummers, played my little heart out, and saw him walk out about not ten minutes later. Oh well. It was a few weeks later that he hired the rhythm section from Sunny Day Real Estate.

* That nobody asked about

** Truly not a rock star

*** Allegedly

**** The went by the name of Green Day. I hear they’re still around somewhere. Don’t give up your dreams kids, hope you managed to replace that stolen gear!

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Shane MacGowan, A Goddamn Poet, 1957-2023

Shane MacGowan was one of my heroes.

The island, it is silent now
But the ghosts still haunt the waves
And the torch lights up a famished man
Who fortune could not save

Did you work upon the railroad?
Did you rid the streets of crime?
Were your dollars from the White House?
Were they from the Five-and-Dime?

Did the old songs taunt or cheer you?
And did they still make you cry?
Did you count the months and years
Or did your teardrops quickly dry?

“Ah, no”, says he, “it was not to be
On a coffin ship I came here
And I never even got so far
That they could change my name”

Thousands are sailing
Across the western ocean
To a land of opportunity
That some of them will never see
Fortune prevailing
Across the western ocean
Their bellies full
Their spirits free
They’ll break the chains of poverty
And they’ll dance

In Manhattan’s desert twilight
In the death of afternoon
We stepped hand in hand on Broadway
Like the first man on the moon

And a blackbird broke the silence
As you whistled it so sweet
And in Brendan Behan’s footsteps
I danced up and down the street

Then we said goodnight to Broadway
Giving it our best regards
Tipped our hats to Mister Cohen
Dear old Times Square’s favourite bard

Then we raised a glass to JFK
And a dozen more besides
When I got back to my empty room
I suppose I must have cried

Thousands are sailing
Again across the ocean
Where the hand of opportunity
Draws tickets in a lottery
Postcards we’re mailing
Of sky light skies and oceans
From rooms the daylight never sees
And lights don’t glow on Christmas trees
And we danced to the music
And we danced

Thousands are sailing
Across the western ocean
Where the hand of opportunity
Draws tickets in a lottery
Where e’er we go, we celebrate
The land that makes us refugees
From fear of priests with empty plates
From guilt and weeping effigies
Still we dance to the music
And we dance

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Pop-Cultural Root of all Evil and Aggression

“Today, though, I want to talk about the pop-cultural root of all evil and aggression, which is not Scattergories, not Grand Theft Auto, not the music of The Screwed Up Click. It is the insidious, grudge-fueling, wrath-provoking waste of four hours that is the Parker Brothers classic Monopoly. The evil is right there in the title! Would you play a game called Anti-Trust? In which your goal was to drive up the price of gas and force everyone to take public transit? I say ye nay. We as a people have agreed for some insane reason to sit down with our families and try to drive them out of their homes. The republic is built on the sacred bond between citizen and property, and this game is about taking it away! How un-American is that? I mean, you might as well drive that little pewter car over the little pewter dog!”

Trey Graham, Pop Culture Happy Hour

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Plastic Bertrand n’est pas Plastic Bertrand

Back in 1982, when I saw the movie “Summer Lovers” at Paul Swangard’s house, there were two songs that I determined, at the time, to be awesome.  “Ça plane pour moi” was one, and “Just Can’t Get Enough” from Depeche Mode’s first record (before Vince Clarke left to form Yazoo) was the other.  That one of these totally awesome songs has turned out to be a cynical media fabrication does, I admit, sadden me ever so slightly.  Fortunately,though, it’s also the one that turns out to actually be a crappy song.

Apparently Plastic Bertrand (who is not actually Plastic Bertrand anyway) did not really sing “Ça plane pour moi.”  Shocking.  Nor did he sing any of the songs on “his” four albums.  Wait…he had albums?

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI

I wanted to put both videos in here, but Depeche Mode is now also a cynical media fabrication and doesn’t allow embedding the video.  Instead, here is the original video for “Don’t Go” by Yazoo.  It sounds a lot like it could have been on that first Depeche Mode record.  It’s impressive, really, that they survived the departure of Clarke who wrote nearly all the songs on that first DM record.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VML1u8KJjEo

This Pitchform article has all the gory details about the Plastic Bertrand affair.

Ça plane pour moi (English Translation)

“Wham! Bam! my cat Splash
lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out
by drinking all my whisky.
As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted,
I had to sleep in the gutter
where I had a flash
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
in four colours

Allez-oop! One morning
a darling came to my home,
a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair,
a  plaster, a hangover,
drank my beer in a large rubber glass
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
like an Indian in his igloo

This works for me, this works for me
This works for me me me me me
This work for me
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This works for me

Allez-oop! The chick***, what a gas!
what a vibration!
to be sent on the door mat
filed, ruined, drained, filled
You are the King of the divan!
she says to me in passing
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
I am the King of the divan

This works for me, this works for me
This works for me me me me me
This workss for me
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This works for me

Allez-oop! Don’t mind, don’t worry
Don’t affect me
It’s not today
that the sky will fall on my head
and I’ll be without glue
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This life’s  for me

Allez-oop! my chick has gone away,
flew away, finally had enough, to break
the sink, the bar, leaving me alone
like a complete jerk
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
I’ve put my foot in it

This works for me, this works for me
This works for me me me me me
This workss for me
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This works for me
This workss for me, this works for me
This works for me me me me me”

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Twilight was Stupid. Stupid Book, Stupid Movie. Buffy Would Have Made It Better.

If Edward had lived in the Universe of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it would have been shorter, funnier, and way more best-ier. If you were slightly tweaked by the creepy stalker crap, and the more than creepy “I love you so much I want you to kill me” crap, oh yeah and the weirdly puritanical (written by a Mormon, you see) underpinnings of the crap-fest of a movie, this may make you laugh.

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Can “No Homo” Be Anything But Anti-Gay?

While it’s not really part of my kids’ playground world yet, I do know that it lies in wait just around the corner in Middle School.? And while I’m a big no-fan of telling people what they can and can’t say, I’m an even bigger fan of not being an idiot and knowing the impact of words.? I didn’t know the history of the phrase “No Homo” (didn’t even know it had been around for so long) and found this video informative, interesting, and more than a little clever and funny.

Jay Smooth on “No Homo” and reclaiming insults that are not used to insult you:

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How Long Until Dollhouse Is Cancelled?

dollhouseI’m a big fan of Joss Whedon, but I can’t for the life of me figure out two things:

  1. Why he is doing another show on Fox
  2. Why he is starring Eliza Dushku in that show

Honestly, does he want the show to fail?? It’s the only thing I can think of given that he is back with a network that totally screwed his last series (Firefly, which was actually great), to produce a new show (Dollhouse, which is not).? I know that his shows usually take a few episodes – even half a season – to find their legs, but Ms. Dushku is going to take much longer than that to learn how to act.? I didn’t like her in Buffy and I don’t like her here.

The thing was, Buffy was a great show in spite of the other wooden actor (Sarah Michelle Gellar in the title role) because there was so much else to love about it:? The other cast members were interesting and fun, and carried the show in spite of SMG’s cruddy acting, and the writing was fresh, quick, and funny.? Dollhouse doesn’t seem to have either of those two things.

I’m betting it’s doomed.? Will it last the season?? Who cares?

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Buffy Season 6 Review by MikeJer

I really like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.? I’ve now watched the entire series three or four times (the last time with the kids).? I’ve been known to expound on what I feel Buffy has to say about our world – probably even more than some (perhaps unfortunate) drinking partners would prefer.? But this guy MikeJer…now he really knows how to go on about Buffy.? ? Case in point: nearly 14,000 words analyzing the often derided Season 6.? Just, wow.

Buffy Season 6 Review by MikeJer – SuperJer.com.

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Proud of Ohio; California, You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself

I’ve got a rocky past with California, having grown up in Oregon where the general feeling about the state to our South was “keep it moving.”? We had a Governor back in the ’70s who (perhaps mythically) proposed that I-5 run from California to Washington with no exits to anything other than gas stations.

But I never really bought into that crap.? Heck, some of my best friends came from California.? San Fransisco is in California (though some may argue it actually belongs in Ecotopia with Oregon and Washington), and I really like San Fransisco!? I’ve always had a nice time in California, and it’s rumored by Conservatives to be the last bastion of ultra-Liberalism (though, if they actually think Barack Obama is a far left Liberal, they haven’t met too many people like me and my friends).

Then there’s Ohio.? I was born there, but we left before my sister was born 17 months later.? I’m really happy that we left.? Growing up in Eugene, Oregon had a lot to do with my world views, and I like my world views.? Somehow, though, I ended up living in Cincinnati for ten years before coming here to Maryland a few? years back.? Both of my kids were born in Cincinnati.? Two of my dearest friends and their bitchin’ kids live in Cincinnati.? But I never felt like Cincinnati was “me.”

I loved moving to Maryland, in part, to leave a red state for a blue one but now the world has flipped on it’s head and I have only two things more to say:

“Thank you Ohio, for helping us elect someone I hope to be a great American President;” and “To 52.5%? of California: Fuck you for Proposition 8.? Really.? Fuck you a lot.”

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